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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 708,312 notes

jeiwalking:

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mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG

What are u choking on

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 207,662 notes

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 743,864 notes

5secsoftroyler:

kissing—razorss:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

oh my god i’ll cry for twenty years

(Source: warningyoumayfall)

Monday, July 28, 2014 with 730,388 notes
faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome
lanadelrey:

BROOKLYN BABY - COMING TOMORROW
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BROOKLYN BABY - COMING TOMORROW
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